I've noticed Pig has a morning routine. It's really cute. I know I blog about her a lot, and it's not interesting to anyone, but I just can't help it. This is her schedule (roughly):
7:30 Wake up, lick paws and self-groom
7:45 Full-body shake (for fluffing fur and giving Mom a pre-wake-up call since the collar jangles), walk over to Mom, sit and start groaning & whining (actual wake-up call)
7:50 No reaction from Mom, grunt disapprovingly, lay down and wait for 10 mins
8:00 Put paws on bed, stick nose in Mom's face - dammit, wake up woman!
8:15 Walk time - yay! Make sneezy noises while Mom gets dressed to let her know how much she sucks for taking so long to get out of bed
8:32 Still hungry. Gnaw on bones, do wall-to-wall sniff check of carpet for crumbs.
8:45 Sit & beg for table scraps at the breakfast table
9:00 Hmmm...wonder what's happening out on the balcony
9:00 - 9:15 Bark at garbageman, stare fight with big fat cat next door, lick bbq grill until caught
9:15 - 9:45 Sun bathe
9:45 Get back into bed for morning nap
10:00 Glare at Mom, who's late for work again, when she comes to say bye. Silently protest against the injustice of being left home by laying perfectly still in bed. Take that, bitch.
I'm not kidding - she does this every single day.
(And yes, that means I'm late for work every single day.)