ARGH!!! Worst Fears Confirmed

Listen, I just want to direct everyone's attention to this post on Elliot's blog about her husband getting a hamster. Because there are some disturbing rodent stories logged in the comments section and I feel it's my duty, as the #1 rodent-phobic person in the U.S., nay North America, to pass this info on.

Also, it'd be nice if people would stop laughing at me when I explain to them I'm afraid of rodents because I think they will jump up and bite my face. BECAUSE THEY WILL.