Hump Day
Just got out of our weekly staff meeting, which lasted two hours. At one point, after my boss suggested that I contact a former client, I actually groaned, put my head down on the conference table and THREATENED TO VOMIT if he made me call this guy.
Nice. Real mature. Next time, I'm going to start a food fight.
Nice. Real mature. Next time, I'm going to start a food fight.
posted by S at 11:52 AM
6 Comments:
I had a bad hump day too sis. I had to whip out my black comfy pants. And everyone around campus knows, when Alissa wears her black comfy pants, don't mess with her. I wonder if we could take out wednesdays all together. Lets just have 6 days of the week. Go straight from tuesday to thursday. Do you think it could ever happen?
Hmm...there must be someone we can write to about that!!!
i want to work in your office. my sole job duty would be to make scenes. i would show up sobbing for no reason and staple random papers, forms and desktop items together because i can't tell the difference through my tears, and my heart's just not in it. i would throw 3 hour long fits about who ate my goddam lactose-free yogurt from the fridge, even though i didn't actually bring any lactose-free yogurt to work. I would mumble to myself, leave callers on hold while i play minesweeper, and surf the men seeking men section of Craig's List all day long, printing out the ads with pictures of penises and leaving them on the printer all day long. I would call women "sir" and men "madam" and I would baby talk to the office plants. I would piss in the corner of the conference room, and then blame it on the fax machine. and then I would be crowned employee of the month. And your boss would say to everyone in the office as they gathered round, presenting me the award and a $25 gift certificate to the red lobster, "THAT, ladies and gentleman, is what we call professionalism."
The end.
Julia - I would pay damn good money to see you do even just ONE of those things. Too funny.
Haha! Julia, what could I offer you to do that at my work and may I gleefully remind you that I work at a church?
i would do all of that in a church, free of charge. as long as there's a fax machine to take the fall.
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