Happy Mother's Day!!!

Pig and I both exchanged Happy Mother's Day this morning. We're sure that she's had a few litters (she hadn't been spayed until she got to the rescue place and she's got nipples you can hang coats on) but who knows where those dead beat good-for-nothing kids are so we're just going to celebrate together. We've decided to go barhopping and shopping for Mother's Day! First we're going to stop by at the Rawhide bar at Petco, and then move on to the Cookie bar at Petco. Then we'll stroll down the toy aisle and find a replacement for Ducky and Shoe, who are now nothing but tufts of asbestos looking stuffing crap. Later she's going to catch me a squirrel!