Corrections, Retractions, Clarifications

To clarify, after having spoken with my Aunt Laura this morning, the "bent umbrella" mentioned in the post below was the result of a defensive shielding motion, rather than from her hitting someone on the head with it.

No retraction of the story though - as I explained to her, "It's a proud moment in our family history."

By the way, she still gets carded in Vegas and she's, well...I won't tell you how old she is.

I, however, did not get carded EVEN ONCE in Vegas. Time to slather on the eye wrinkle cream.