Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Hump Day

Ever try a free sample of perfume and HATE IT??? I smell so vile right now. I've already spent 20 minutes in the bathroom trying to scrub the stench off and it's not going away. I smell like the elevators in the Santa Monica parking structures. If you live in LA, you know what I'm talking about. If you don't - well imagine a mixture of citrusy pine sole deodorizer with notes of cheap gas station soap, and an undertone of PISS. Can you tell by my fancy description that I've been hanging out at Sephora?? Anyway, that's what I smell like. Eau de Homeless.

See, I'm so irritated about this perfume that now, I'm just being mean...I bet I'm going to get a big zit on my nose for it.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, you must have tried the Britney Spears perfume !!!!! :)

1:35 PM  
Blogger Thode said...

I HATE the Santa Monica parking structure elevator smell! I take the stairs, which smell like piss but it's actually BETTER than that elevator smell.

5:05 PM  
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Blogger Sareet said...

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12:04 PM  

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