An Idiot and Her Dog in Rain
Quiz time! Just something to ponder should you be bored at work:
Imagine it's raining like crazy in Los Angeles. You spot an Asian woman wearing a purple fleece (the color of the gay Teletubby - sort of like a baby lilac) with the hoodie pulled up tight around her face, walking an unruly dalmatian wrapped in a "raincoat" made of a large white kitchen garbage bag. The woman has clearly been watching the "Dog Whisperer" on National Geographic and appears to be trying to control her dog by adopting the "pack leader" stance - shoulders back, chest puffed out. But because of the rain, she is forced to keep her head down and thereby only succeeds in awkwardly tucking her chin and face into her boobs. She yells, (into her chest), a crazed mantra:
"GO. POOP. PIG. GO. POOP. PIG. GO. POOP. PIG. GO. POOP. PIG."
It is occasionally broken by a "HEEL!! HEEL!!!" The dalmatian, who looks miserable in the rain, ignores her pleas to poop and heel and instead turns around several times to try to run home (presumably).
Do you a.) laugh or do you b.) call the nearest mental hospital and tell them you believe you've found an escaped patient??
Imagine it's raining like crazy in Los Angeles. You spot an Asian woman wearing a purple fleece (the color of the gay Teletubby - sort of like a baby lilac) with the hoodie pulled up tight around her face, walking an unruly dalmatian wrapped in a "raincoat" made of a large white kitchen garbage bag. The woman has clearly been watching the "Dog Whisperer" on National Geographic and appears to be trying to control her dog by adopting the "pack leader" stance - shoulders back, chest puffed out. But because of the rain, she is forced to keep her head down and thereby only succeeds in awkwardly tucking her chin and face into her boobs. She yells, (into her chest), a crazed mantra:
"GO. POOP. PIG. GO. POOP. PIG. GO. POOP. PIG. GO. POOP. PIG."
It is occasionally broken by a "HEEL!! HEEL!!!" The dalmatian, who looks miserable in the rain, ignores her pleas to poop and heel and instead turns around several times to try to run home (presumably).
Do you a.) laugh or do you b.) call the nearest mental hospital and tell them you believe you've found an escaped patient??
posted by S at 10:59 AM
4 Comments:
Was that you??? :)
Haha. Laugh:)
I laugh. And sympathize. Parker pooped yesterday but she made a really big point about being miserable about it. -aj
I call it pathetic, although that's very funny. The question of the day is, "Who's the master?"
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