Who Thinks Pig is a "Pretty Dog"????

Pig and I are walking down the street. A big black SUV with tinted windows and a chauffeur pulls over in front of a spa/salon. A young woman gets out and heads towards a car that's parked on the driveway of the spa. A second woman gets out and it is unmistakeably the one and only Ms. Diana Ross in all her a big haired glory. She spots (spots! get it? spots!) Pig and says, "Oh what a pretty dog." And I say, "Thanks." I notice she's wearing all black so I add, "She'd wreak havoc on your outfit though, with all her white fur." Diana Ross smiles and admiringly says, "She's a really pretty dog."

Diana Fucking Ross thinks my dog is pretty. How awesome is that????

I should have asked her to autograph Pig.