Bridesmaid Dress II
Just so everyone knows the predicament I'm in and doesn't chalk this up to me exaggerating, the size of the dress I ordered has a waist measurement of 25". (I just confirmed it on the website) At the time I ordered it, my waist measured at 26" but being the stubborn idiot that I am, I insisted on getting the 25" one and told myself I'd just work out a little bit more before November.
My waist is currently AT LEAST 27"
That's two inches people. Before Thanksgiving. Fuuuuuuck.
My waist is currently AT LEAST 27"
That's two inches people. Before Thanksgiving. Fuuuuuuck.
posted by S at 3:48 PM
4 Comments:
Hey here is a dress fitting story for you--I had mine, and I needed to have the dress let out an inch and a half, and the woman was such a whorebag about it. The dress zipped and it actually fit, she just thought it would look better if it was let out, and it did look a little better, but THEN she says "Your wedding is in a month, right?" I was like yeah. Then she said "Well, no more cookies or sweets for you until the weding!" Then as she was pinning my dress she kept almost yelling "Nothing but carrots for the bride! Nothing but carrots for the bride until the wedding!" It was pretty awful.
Sareet, I know you are nervous, but, even if I shouldn't, I do still suspect you are exaggerating. If you aren't, I have one word that can help: corset. I am wearing one so I don't have bra straps showing, and to sorta 'suck it all in', but it's seriously not as awful as I thought it would be. I feel sorta like Scarlett O'Hara. I heard Fredericks of Hollywood has a great corset called the dream corset or something. Just something to think about in case you are that worried, but, fyi, I don't think there's ANYPLACE in Bay City where you can get a good comfy corset, and you will need all of your undergarments (and shoes) for the fitting.
Hee hee, you are funny:) I love you:) By the way, I got your message Saturday, but my phoen died and I left the charger in Michigan and am waiting for my mom to mail it. But Kevin called me today and told me there is a gift at our house from you! Woohooo! This will be the only one I actually get to open:)
Oops, I meant to include a THANK YOU FOR THE GIFT!!!! in that comment:) Sorry:) I hit publish before I was done--I'm still at work and distracted.
Don't you get to open all your gifts? I sent you a bridal shower gift and an actual wedding gift so maybe you're only allowed to open bridal shower gifts? I am so wedding-stupid.
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT YOUR WEDDING!!! You are getting married. Wow. I don't think that's really set in yet.
That woman is totally a whorebag. I love that word. I'm going to call people that from now on. I also like the word "fucktard" - I picked that up from craigslist.
Anyway, call me when you can (I called you yesterday as well)
Speaking of corsets, I actually do have one...sort of..from PROM. (see I speak from personal experience about the whole belly button imprint thing) It's really ugly and uncomfortable and looks like grandma underwear with wires running through it. Definitely not voluptous Scarlet O'Hara thing. I can't wear the normal kind cuz I don't usually fill out the top so there's all this extra fabric/unnatural padding floating around in the dress. So I have to wear the underwear kind. Do you know the kind I'm talking about? When you put it on, the underwear goes up to just under your chest. YES, YOU PULL YOUR UNDERWEAR UP TO YOUR BOOBS. So ugly. Not that anyone will see it, but mentally - I just really don't want to wear grandma underwear to your wedding...
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