Miss Lonelyheart

I'm lonely. I miss Pig. And, oh yeah, Max. But mostly Pig, which is probably unhealthy. I called Krazy Karen yesterday, a few hours after I dropped her off. She said Pig is fine, but that I'm the most overbearing (did she mean overbearing or overprotective...? because overbearing is way worse) dog mom she's ever met. And she's worked with dogs all her life. I'm guessing she must have found the brochure on Dalmatian health, issued by the Dalmatian Club of America, that I stuck in Pig's bag of food. Maybe she found that insulting. But seriously, Dalamatians have specific health needs, and she should be informed. And at least this time, I only wrote half a page of instructions. Last time, I wrote her THREE PAGES of notes, front and back. Single spaced.