Scandal in Orange County

Scandalous episode of the O.C. last night. No, I'm not talking about the potential love affair between Scary Skinny & Lesbian Skinny. I'm talking about SIDE PONYTAILS!

For the love of god, please don't tell me SIDE PONYTAILS are in again...

My mom never let me wear a side ponytail when I was younger. For good reason, apparently. For a reason that I can appreciate, now that I'm older.

BECAUSE. SIDE PONYTAILS. ARE. UGLY.