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Friday, January 21, 2005

Slurp...Slurp...Slurp

So late last night, as I was drifting off to sleep (the reading went pretty late)...

Max: I think someone's in your pool!
Me: No. (beat) My dog is licking herself.
(long pause as we both listen intently)
Pig: Slurp...slurp...slurp....
(we burst out laughing)

A few minutes later...

Max: No, seriously, I think someone's in your pool! I just heard a splash.
Me: No. MY DOG. IS LICKING. HERSELF.
(Max listens intently. Then gets up to look out the window. Gets back in bed)

Me: So?
Max: No one's there.
Pig: SLURP...SLURP...SLURP... GURGLE...SWALLOW...SLURP...SLURP...SLURP...

My dog makes gross sounds.


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