Tomkat and Suri
Am I the only one who thinks there was a mix-up in the sperm bank and Katie Holmes got turkey basted with some non-Cruise specimen and now has half African American baby, thus explaining why there have been no Suri sightings?
posted by S at 1:21 PM
5 Comments:
I hear that they are peeved because they tried to sell the photos and couldn't pull in as much as the Brangelina baby, and so decided to keep her under wraps. Weirdos. Either that or she has two heads...
i'll see if i can put an eye out on the fetal networks for two headed babies in that area. we've had a couple here lately... pretty bizarre. they are both crackers... completely nuts.
i hope pig feels better. i have a lot of sympathy!
tom and katie are nuts i mean, not the two headed babies. those are just unfortunate. i'm cold, but not that cold.
For the baby's sake I really hope it's not twoheaded. I don't think vitamins can cure that.
the real question is like the poop- would you want to see the photo of the two headed baby? sometimes they can fix it- there was one on the discovery channel. mostly they're just el yuck-ola, right up my alley...
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