Calories Schmalories

Days until I get fitted for the bridesmaid dress - 2.

Crispy Creme donuts consumed today - 2.

Ice Cream sandwiches consumed over the weekend - 3.

Alcoholic drinks consumed over the weekend - n/a (my family reads this blog)

Walks taken with Pig today - 0.

Trips taken to the gym since September - 0.

Not fitting into a bridesmaid dress....pathetic.