Strange Seafood Day
Breakfast:
Coffee with milk
Two crumpets with butter and lemon curd
10 shrimps w/ cocktail sauce
Lunch:
10 shrimps w/ cocktail sauce
1/4 bag of imitation crab
1 piece Trader Joe's breaded tilapia
1/4 cup potato salad
1 can diet coke
Dinner:
1/4 bag of imitation crab
1/2 turkey sandwich
1 can diet coke
After class snack:
1/4 bag imitation crab
Coffee with milk
Two crumpets with butter and lemon curd
10 shrimps w/ cocktail sauce
Lunch:
10 shrimps w/ cocktail sauce
1/4 bag of imitation crab
1 piece Trader Joe's breaded tilapia
1/4 cup potato salad
1 can diet coke
Dinner:
1/4 bag of imitation crab
1/2 turkey sandwich
1 can diet coke
After class snack:
1/4 bag imitation crab
posted by S at 10:36 PM
7 Comments:
did you grow a mermaid tail? cuz that would be cool.
ah no, but I was able to hold my breath under water in the shower for several minutes! ;)
Wow sis you're the real ballar these days. You know what I had for lunch today? an 89 cents can of cream of corn and 30 cents worth of white rice...man it sucks to be a poor college student.
alissa - your post cracks me up. you know why? b/c ANY ONE who knows me from college knows that I ate a ton of creamed corn back then!! kate, melissa, i'm sure you can attest to this!
i only ever tried creamed corn because you ate so much of it in college. Poor college kid, we were all there. We feel bad for you. chin up, and enjoy your corn before you start making student loan payments...
Once during college co-op living days, some of my housemates and I were hanging out on the porch when a delivery guy across the street drove off, forgetting he left a bag of food on top of his car. We made a mad dash for it like Dickensian street urchins.
I also remember doing shots of the cheapest tequila with concentrated lemon juice as a chaser. I think the difference between a college student and a homeless drunk is $40k student loans and good teeth.
Having extensive experience with the homeless, I urge you to never discount a couple of other key differences between them and college students.
1. a can opener
2. a liver
If you have those two, nothing can stop you!
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