Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Desperately Seeking Wing Woman for Vegas Fling over Fourth of July

You: Compulsive gambler. Favorite games include craps, black jack, poker, slots, let it ride, and carribean stud, but will play just about anything including war. (okay, maybe not that, b/c that's really stupid) When all else fails, willing to milk $2 worth of quarters into five hours of free drinks playing video poker at the casino bar. Preferably enjoys binging at buffets and snarfing down $2 shrimp cocktails at 4:00 a.m. Ability to make dealers and fellow tablemates blush a plus. Ideally able to lie smoothly and come up with alter egos from table to table. Should understand the fine line between doing something that results in being escorted out by security guards (fun!), versus doing something that results in being escorted out by the Las Vegas police (not fun!). And, yeah, discretion is a must.

Me: Craving to go to Vegas but as Max cannot go with me (on a shoot in Phoenix), am in search of a buddy to avoid being the third wheel with Amol & Annie, or stuck going to a strip bar with some of the single guys.

Women need only apply, as Max would not approve of me sharing a bed with the opposite sex.


Blogger LypstykGirl said...

Sorry I can't go :( Mike and I had been planning on going to San Diego the next weekend so I couldn't do both.

4:58 PM  

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