"I Am Looking For Someone to........" List
I Am Looking For Someone Who Would Like to .... :
1.) Go ice skating with me. There is usually a rink downtown, and there are also classes available at the Culver Ice Arena http://www.culvericearena.com/ If you are a better skater than me, perhaps you can teach me how to stop as I have a hard time braking.
2.) Go rollerskating with me - or better yet, explore the possibility of a becoming a Roller Derby Girl. True, I don't like getting hurt or traveling at speeds greater than 5.6 mph (my maximium speed on a treadmill), but I think it sounds and looks cool. Plus I would like a super cool name like "Demolicious." Actually I would just like to talk a lot about being a Roller Derby Girl, so if that's good enough for you, we'd make a sweet fit. Or like I said, I would be up for just regular rollerskating. Again, you would need to teach me how to brake, but I'm sure that can't be too hard.
3.) Take a crafts class with me. This includes knitting, crocheting, jewelry making, glass blowing, soap carving, anything that I can spin into a daydream about how I'm going to make a living selling FILL IN THE BLANK at local fairs and ebay.
4.) Take a cooking class with me. This one is more for Max's sake, but I think it would be fun.
5.) Take a burlesque or pole-dancing class with me. You would think this one is for Max's sake, but it's really for comedic value and funny story-telling.
6.) Go hiking with me. But only if it's not a very hard trail, and only if there's definitely a dirt path because I don't like the feel of weeds and branches brushing up against me.
7.) Take a self-defense or boxing class with me. Because I fear rapists and orcs and warlocks.
8.) Go to the Pirate Adventure Dinner, Mystery Theater Dinner, or Medieval Times. Because I LOVE stuff like that.
Okay. That's all so far.